Privacy Policy

This Privacy Policy describes how your personal information is collected, used, and shared when you visit It’s an exciting read, so please sit back and enjoy…

Personal Information We Collect

When you visit this site, we automatically collect certain information about your device, including information about your web browser, IP address, time zone, and some of the cookies that are installed on your device. Additionally, as you browse this site, we collect information about the individual web pages you viewed, what websites or search terms referred you to this site, and information about how you interact with this site. We refer to this automatically-collected information as “Device Information.” We aren’t trying to be creepy or anything, we just want to show you more of what you like and figure out how you found us.

We collect Device Information using the following technologies:

  • Cookies are data files that are placed on your device or computer and often include an anonymous unique identifier. If only they were the chocolate chip kind. For more information about non-edible cookies and how to disable cookies, visit
  • Log Files track actions occurring on this site and collects data including your IP address, browser type, Internet service provider, referring/exit pages, and date/time stamps. Again, it helps us get to know you a little better. We aim to please.
  • Web Beacons, Tags, and Pixels are electronic files used to record information about how you browse this site. Honestly, even we don’t know what this is all about, but it seems like its on the up and up.

When we talk about “Personal Information” in this Privacy Policy, we are talking about the above mentioned Device Information. It gets a little redundant at this point.

We use the Device Information that we collect to help us screen for potential risk and fraud (I mean, we don’t know you from Adam. Is your name Adam? Personal Information doesn’t tell us that), and more generally to improve and optimize our Site.

Sharing Your Personal Information

We share your Personal Information with third parties to help us use your Personal Information, as described above. For example, we use Google Analytics to help us understand how our friends use this site — you can read more about how Google uses your Personal Information here. You can also opt-out of Google Analytics here.

Finally, we may also share your Personal Information to comply with applicable laws and regulations, to respond to a subpoena, search warrant or other lawful request for information we receive, or to otherwise protect our rights. Don’t break the law and we are totally good.

Behavioral Advertising

As described above, we use your Personal Information to provide you with targeted advertisements or marketing communications we believe may be of interest to you. For more information about how targeted advertising works, you can visit the Network Advertising Initiative’s (“NAI”) educational page.

You can opt out of targeted advertising by clicking the following links:

Additionally, you can opt out of some of these services by visiting the Digital Advertising Alliance’s opt-out portal.

Do Not Track

Please note that we do not alter our Site’s data collection and use practices when we see a Do Not Track signal from your browser. Honestly, we wouldn’t even know where to begin doing that if we wanted to. Tracking just sort of happens in the magical world of the internet.

Your Rights

If you are a European resident, you have the right to access personal information we hold about you and to ask that your personal information be corrected, updated, or deleted. If you would like to exercise this right, please contact us through the contact information below.

Everyone else, well, none of this really applies to you right now. It might later. We’ll get back in touch if that’s the case.


We may update this privacy policy from time to time in order to reflect, for example, changes to our practices or for other operational, legal or regulatory reasons. The powers that be like to make things difficult like that.

Contact Me

For more information about our privacy practices, if you have questions, or if you would like to make a complaint, or you want to let us know we rock, please contact us by email at